“You mean like a hole? In your butt? That’s ridiculous. Every time you ate, your food would just fall out. Good thing there’s no such thing as a butthole.”
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/6110/1/An-Orgy-Makes-It-All-Complete/
Submitted by sgt-whip
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Her dainty hooves were soft and pliable, she used them now instead, and it was spurring him onwards even further into the heights of orgasmic pleasure.
That was when Apple Bloom brought the two bricks together.
Pinkie pie was a total pimp and she fucked all her ho’s
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/15619/-Fluttershy%27s-Cave-Adventure
She was seeking out tufts of desirable grass, and by grass I mean your tongue, and she explored your mouth (which can be considered an item) by nuzzling it with her mobile horse lips. You spent the next 40 minutes making out with a little horse.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/27109/1/Meta/Chapter
Submitted by DPV111
“Yes, yes!” Celestia cried, giving one last deep push inside ‘Cadence’, holding onto her flank for dear life.
“A-and I have pony AIDS!” ‘Candence’ cried out as Celestia came inside her, a thick white goo spurting out of her behind at high pressure, coating her thighs as the two ponies gasped for breath.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/21889/1/Wedding-Night-Jitters/
Submitted by concealed-pony.
“”Hey princess, I got a new element for you.” I give the weapon a sharp pump.
“Pain.”“
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/27292/White-Box%3A-True-Colors
“”Lick me! Lick me hard, sweetie! Eat my marehood like the good fillyfooler you are!” she demanded with a desperate tone.
Twilight didn’t care why her mother was so forward, all thoughts and matters surrounded what was about to be her next meal of female love juice.”