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Celestia’s pounding continued, the Princess riding her subject like a lumberjack riding a bear down an erupting volcano. Her mouth was locked in an ‘O’ of infinite rage, a low moan - like that of an angry whale - accompanying her every violent entry. Each thunderous roger was accompanied by Celestia’s voluptuous crotchboobs slapping into Rarity’s prime rump like wet meat on a metal counter, like a fat man doing a belly-flop.

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/40799/bearded-lust-2-the-rebeardening
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Celestia’s pounding continued, the Princess riding her subject like a lumberjack riding a bear down an erupting volcano. Her mouth was locked in an ‘O’ of infinite rage, a low moan - like that of an angry whale - accompanying her every violent entry. Each thunderous roger was accompanied by Celestia’s voluptuous crotchboobs slapping into Rarity’s prime rump like wet meat on a metal counter, like a fat man doing a belly-flop.

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/40799/bearded-lust-2-the-rebeardening

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